sluttiest thing a man can do is say your name mid conversation
they are finally giving me a magnificent gilded cup for all of the folding chairs ive helped put away at various events and functions
when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly
hamlet of denmark: i have a bad relationship with my family and their expectations are weighing on me and i’m worried my friends hate me and i’m really paranoid lately but maybe i’m just not getting enough sleep and i think there’s something wrong with me but i don’t know what and it’s making me push away the people i care about but it’s fine because i’m always right about everything and i always win and i’m going to live forever
high schoolers reading the play:
dash is dead im teleporting to the past
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Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.
“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend
Does the place you live in have tourism, and how do you feel about tourists?
There is no tourism to the place where I live. There's nothing to see here.
There's probably tourists but I genuinely wouldn't notice either way.
There are tourists, and I find them somewhat amusing, or even delightful.
There are tourists but I am generally indifferent to them.
I wish it was legal to hunt tourists for sport.
See Resultsscreaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to
it must be said that i simply love to watch a character destroy all their relationships in an attempt to get what they think they want only to achieve their goals and be lonelier and more depressed than ever. and to realize they can never go back and are trapped at the top of the hill playing their part. its the dream you never wake up from!!






